Saturday, March 14, 2009

Advice Corner



















This blog takes its responsibilities seriously and likes to think it can offer advice to those in need, in a caring and supportive way.  

So.  To the large gentleman on a Specialized who followed me along the South Circular this morning.  If you are going to wear the full,  blue-and-orange argyll Slipstream Chipotle kit, you might want to think about your decision to accessorise it with hairy legs and calf-length maroon wool socks. 

And don't go through red lights either.  It makes you look like a cock.  Thank you. 

1 comment:

Unknown said...

If I were a coffee drinker, I would have snorted up a noseful of joe just now. Well put. (And I am mortified that he was wearing a Slipstream kit! Talk about DZnuts for brains...)