This blog takes its responsibilities seriously and likes to think it can offer advice to those in need, in a caring and supportive way.
So. To the large gentleman on a Specialized who followed me along the South Circular this morning. If you are going to wear the full, blue-and-orange argyll Slipstream Chipotle kit, you might want to think about your decision to accessorise it with hairy legs and calf-length maroon wool socks.
And don't go through red lights either. It makes you look like a cock. Thank you.
1 comment:
If I were a coffee drinker, I would have snorted up a noseful of joe just now. Well put. (And I am mortified that he was wearing a Slipstream kit! Talk about DZnuts for brains...)
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