Saturday, February 2, 2008

The Bandit of the South Circular


The cycling-music interface has not always been a happy place.

True, Eric Clapton's passion for all things Italian (principally wine and supermodels) has led him to build up an impressive collection of Colnago's and a couple of Cinelli's -- but I've seen no evidence of him actually riding them.

There's a great signed picture in Condor's shop of a young Mick Jagger on one of their Mackeson team bikes but it doesn't seem to have been more than a passing Sixties' fad.

And who can forget, however hard they may try, the sight of Paul Weller struggling to maintain his normal icy cool in a wool-mix Magniflex top? Not since Bryan Ferry took to the stage dressed as an Argentine cowboy has a normally stylish man made such a fundamental error in dress sense.

Kraftwerk and the Delgados both include hard-core bikies in their line-up; disappointingly, Campag Velocet never did.

Beyond that, you're really scraping the barrel. The drummer out of Madness was in my old club in the mid-eighties -- he left after he was repeatedly dropped on the mid-week Regents Park chaingang.

And dance music has flirted sporadically with bike clothing. Early ravers briefly took to wearing lycra shorts; and team tops were popular with the late-nineties hard house crowd. Appropriate of course, since Gatecrasher kids were one of the few groups whose consumption of illegal drugs approached the levels of a professional cyclist.

But in all these discussions, one name is routinely forgotten. Step forward Billy Connolly, bearded Scottish comedian, former folk singer and bikie.

At least, I'm pretty sure he was - although I can find no record of it in any of his biographical profiles But I remember reading an interview with him in the eighties where he talked about riding when he was younger.

In particular, he wrote a song when he was a member of the Humblebums, called "The Bandit of the Great North Road".

It was a hymn of praise to those riders who prefer to train alone rather than join clubs or go out with larger groups.

Sometimes, this morning for instance, I feel a bit like that Bandit -- the only rider in Richmond Park not part of some brightly coloured peloton. I like riding in company, and do it when I can.

Equally, there are times when just wheeling along with nothing but your own thoughts is a real luxury.  This morning, icy cold but clear, felt like one of those times. 

2 comments:

AR said...

Another very interesting post. I'm impressed by your research. I was/am a keen Style Council fan, but have never seen the ever Changing Moods video. What a classic! Mick Talbot looks in reasonable shape if you ignore the fact that his chocolate brown Claud Butler should have had full mudguards and a pannier rack. Paul Weller though - the head gear, the gardening gloves, the "safety" levers? No wonder TI Talbot beat him to the line. And the podium was some kind of F1 meets cycling meets Willow-the-Wisp moment all in a field. Priceless.

I think the reason for the brief flirtation with cycling shorts for the rave scene was that they weren't too practical when you're stuck in a muddy field somewhere off J10 of the M25 at 3am. That's why dungarees and Kicker boots took over.

There's one musical genre which you haven't charted. Mid '80s hip hop had flirtation with cycling gear - mainly Campag shorts and mesh track mitts. Members of Grandmaster Melle Mel's Furious Five were either all keen cyclists or dug the supportive qualities of Lycra. All this of course before chains and track suits became the norm.

The Flandrian said...

Thanks for the comment. I'm a long-term Weller fan, but the Ever Changing Moods video was really a low point. I agree that Mick Talbot looks quite comfortable on a bike, unlike Weller -- despite his climber's build.

My favourite bit is towards the end when Talbot throws his arms up in a victory salute and Weller clearly considers doing the same thing, then thinks better of it and continues to cling on to the bars.

You're right about hip-hop -- I remember Spike Lee and others wearing cotton race caps as well; I think there was a bike messenger/Central Park fashion thing going on.